When "Vuvuzela Zombie" dies, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Untapped creatures you control get +0/+2.

Enchant creature
: Tap enchanted creature.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays .
Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

You gain 5 life.

Equipped creature has first strike, trample, and haste.
Equip

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
, Sacrifice Choking Restraints: Exile enchanted creature.

When Chronicler of Heroes enters the battlefield, draw a card if you control a creature with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and "Sacrifice two other creatures: Regenerate this creature." (The next time the creature would be destroyed this turn, it isn't. Instead tap it, remove all damage from it, and remove it from combat.)

Flash
If a nontoken creature would enter the battlefield and it wasn't cast, exile it instead.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+3.
: Return Conviction to its owner's hand.

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player mills two cards.

Return target creature to its owner's hand. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Draw two cards, then discard a card at random.
Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

When Discordant Piper dies, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.

Choose one —
• Counter target spell with converted mana cost less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard.
• Destroy target creature with converted mana cost less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard.

Tap up to two target creatures.
Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Firebrand Archer deals 1 damage to each opponent.

You draw two cards, lose 2 life, then mill two cards.